But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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