forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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