My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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