My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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