sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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