I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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