I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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