She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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