Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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