I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
