we have officially lost it.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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