i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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