Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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