She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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