I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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