Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
