Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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