I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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