There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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