I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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