i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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