we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The Olympian is in my bed
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize