i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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