Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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