week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Dear god my vagina.
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