I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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