id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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