she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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