you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
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