He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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