Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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