I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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