Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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