He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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