There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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