I swear she didn't look like that last week.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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