I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
