I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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