ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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