I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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