Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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