i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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