Swine flu. Run for my life!
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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