Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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