It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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