i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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