we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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