I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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