Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Then you guys just all showered together...?