Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.