Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?