like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You made out with two different species that night
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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