your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I forgot how hot balto sounded
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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